Parsnips, Buttered

Dear Reader

Life is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook billboards Twitter Instagram taxes newspapers watches monitoring our sleep apps that read our pulse terrorism. There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. I love bed.

While we are overwhelmed and confused by the miasmic cloud of information there are those that seek to take advantage: there are parking fines hate Tweets Nigerian email scams and Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids. And just as we're getting round to doing something about it we're distracted again.

I Joe Lycett comedian wordsmith and professional complainer am here to help. During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems which I impart to you dear Reader. Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities companies and anyone brave enough to clog up my phone as well as illustrations one-liners jokes and life hacks this little gem offers you a collection of tips and advice* for all manner of modern woe. By the time you have finished reading this book you will have learnt how to:

- Reverse a parking fine
- Manipulate the tabloid press
- Navigate social media
- Respond to hate mail
- Out-weird internet trolls
- Contest a so-called ripe avocado
- Send the perfect Christmas newsletter
- Defeat ISIS
- Take down multi-national companies
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

Joe Lycett x

* If you are looking for guidance with taxes quitting smoking moving house love divorce education healthcare or anything actually important may I recommend speaking to friends or family members and not consulting a book by a comedian who eats halloumi at least twice a day.