{"product_id":"the-worlds-funniest-football-jokes","title":"The World's Funniest Football Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cem\u003eHe sent on his subs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGod and the devil were having an argument and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.\u003cbr\u003e\nGod in his eternal goodness pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the ‘good' players go to heaven.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe devil smiled replying ‘Yes but we've got all the refs.'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFootball is obviously very serious business  like when that disallowed goal was '\u003cem\u003enever \u003c\/em\u003eoff-side' and that was '\u003cem\u003etotally \u003c\/em\u003ea dive'  but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oxfordbookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44786641698995,"sku":"9781786852090","price":280.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4164\/4723\/files\/blk_imp_17477293959781786852090.jpg?v=1762805102","url":"https:\/\/oxfordbookstore.com\/products\/the-worlds-funniest-football-jokes","provider":"Oxfordbookstore ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}