{"product_id":"must-try-harder","title":"Must Try Harder!","description":"\u003cp\u003eA side-splitting collection of the most earnest and mangled attempts at the English language made by generations of schoolchildren. Be they funny, irreverent or just plain silly, Mr McGreevy's Absolute Howlers are guaranteed to have you weeping with laughter. Four separate editions cover howlers in Science, History, English and Geography.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncludes, amongst hundreds of others, the following howlers:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoal is decayed vegetarians.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSocrates died of an overdose of wedlock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoan of Arc was burnt to a steak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe King wore a scarlet robe trimmed with vermin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the middle of the 18th Century all the morons moved to Utah.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe German Emperor's lower passage was blocked by the English.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe French Revolution was caused by overcharging taxis.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNets are holes surrounded by pieces of string.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn biology today we digested a frog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe seventh commandment is 'Thou shall not admit adultery'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePompeii was destroyed by an overflow of saliva from the Vatican.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oxfordbookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44786492080307,"sku":"9781845296322","price":416.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/4164\/4723\/files\/blk_imp_17477290589781845296322.jpg?v=1762803062","url":"https:\/\/oxfordbookstore.com\/products\/must-try-harder","provider":"Oxfordbookstore ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}